{"product_id":"the-resistance-t-shirt","title":"KABOOM! Beach Towel","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e“We made the rules. We can break them.\u003cbr\u003eThe Ethos of a Fighter Pilot is a decentralised execution within a centralised goal. It is a stand-in for the Constitution and these United States and baby oil and volleyball. We have a mineral oil addiction.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese words were spoken one sunny morning in 2022, by someone who is an expert in US aerial warfare. He had just seen the latest \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eTop Gun\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e movie. Although he was joking, I thought it was the most succinct and brilliant description of US foreign policy. So relax, lie back on this beach towel, look up to the sky and count the chemtrails. Also, if you spot an F-16, just remember: it costs between $25,000 and $27,000 greenbacks per hour of your taxpayer money for it to fly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product__description rte quick-add-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003eOur beach towel is a polycotton mix and is 180cm\/70in long and 100cm\/39.37in wide. Safe for use after showering as well, not just under the sun by the sea. Made in Turkey. \u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Gündem","offers":[{"title":"180cm x 100cm \/ Polycotton Mix","offer_id":53972258488533,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3114\/7733\/files\/GUNDEM_CLOTHING_BRAND_SPRING_SUMMER_2026_KABOOM_BEACHTOWEL_1.jpg?v=1780238886","url":"https:\/\/gundem.cc\/products\/the-resistance-t-shirt","provider":"Gündem","version":"1.0","type":"link"}