“We made the rules. We can break them. The Ethos of a Fighter Pilot is a decentralised execution within a centralised goal. It is a stand-in for the Constitution and these United States and baby oil and volleyball. We have a mineral oil addiction.”
These words were spoken one sunny morning in 2022, by someone who is an expert in US aerial warfare. He had just seen the latest Top Gun movie. Although he was joking, I thought it was the most succinct and brilliant description of US foreign policy. So relax, lie back on this beach towel, look up to the sky and count the chemtrails. Also, if you spot an F-16, just remember: it costs between $25,000 and $27,000 greenbacks per hour of your taxpayer money for it to fly.
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